Wednesday, June 19, 2013

The Perils of Online Meetups

This guy apparently met some people in person while responding to an advert to play D&D.  The video explains better than I could:

Tuesday, June 18, 2013

Deadlands, Part XXXVIII

When last we left our heroes, they arrived in Tucson, discussed selling the pterodactyls, and met the town doctor.  Ruby found him to be her brother-in-law, Arthur Snead (evidently going by the name "Montgomery Snead" with the townsfolk), and he appears to be laboring under some form of mutation, holding Ruby at gunpoint and saying he is going to "kill the bird in its cage."

When Snead does not immediately shoot, Ruby begins to try to talk him down.  This tense standoff continues until Ruby hears somebody quietly sneaking through the back of the shop.  When she calls the person out, acknowledging the intrusion, Snead turns and fires at the person.

The blast is enormous, and definitely catches Rex's attention.

Slowly, Snead then turns the gun on himself.  His aim is disrupted when Rex throws open the door, but the gun discharges, blowing off a large portion of Snead's face.  He collapses on the ground.

Rex checks on Ruby, and then sees the other man who was killed — a sheriff's deputy.  The blast threw him across the room and lodged some black, nasty, cancerous thing in his chest.  He looks thoroughly dead.

Ruby quickly explains what happened here.  Rex sends Ruby to go and get the others while he remains to train a gun on Snead's unconscious body.  Rex then waits for the law to arrive, and when they do, he explains what happened, further explaining that some of his associates — experts in this sort of weirdness, as the sheriff seems to be somewhat familiar with strangeness — are on the way to help with the investigation.  They manage to wrench the deputy's body off the wall, and go searching around to find the town’s actual doctor — evidently, Snead wasn't it.

Meanwhile, Ollie and Rufina are waiting atop the plateau.  Things are relatively quiet until several dog-sized, lizard things begin climbing the cliff and swarming them.  They manage to fight them off, only to be confronted with an enormous such creature, easily bigger than a wagon.  Ollie and Rufina clamber into the pterodactyls and fly away just as the thing roars and lashes out at them.

Ruby reaches the hotel and explains the situation to David Hood and Father Seward.  The trio returns to the doctor's office.  After being ushered through the crowd, the sheriff indicates that he will let them handle the situation if they can do so quietly — the sheriff explains that this is the third such case that has recently occurred, and the second case was one of the victims of the first attack, suggesting some form of virulent evil.  While Father Seward heals the man, they discuss disposing the unconscious body in the desert, but finally decide on an old warehouse.  A deputy sneaks them out the back and leads them to the facility.

Once inside, Father Seward awakens Snead.  His voice is pained, and his eyes and limbs are lined with black veins.  Snead begs for death, and after some consideration, the group decides to cover him with a sheet and Rex will stand behind him and slit his throat.  He does so, and a high volume of dark fluid, reeking of filth, pours out of the wound.  It assumes a vaguely humanoid shape and begins making some horrific noise.  This touches Ruby somewhere in the hindquarters of her brain, and she begins firing at the thing until she runs out of bullets.  She continues to mechanically pull the trigger on empty cylinders after that.  The rest of the group tries shooting, but as that does not harm the creature, Rex pulls one of the lanterns and throws it on the creature, setting it ablaze.  A sound like laughter emerges as the flames shoot high enough to engulf the warehouse roof, and a black, acrid, sooty smoke emerges from the blaze.  The group flees the warehouse to see that it has caught fire, and as they sneak through back alleys to find somewhere to wash off the soot, a bucket brigade has already formed.

They finally find a horse trough, and wash off just in time to be greeted by the sheriff.  He beckons them to drop their weapons and follow him, whereupon he incarcerates them in a jail cell.

Meanwhile, Ollie and Rufina fly towards Tucson.  Seeing the bucket brigade and large fire, they anticipate that their traveling companions are to blame.  They land their pterodactyls in the trainyard, and while Ollie tinkers with the broken-down engines, Rufina goes to search for her fellows.

The sheriff returns to the jail in about an hour.  He indicates that while there would normally be a trial and due process of law, he has found that holding adventurer-type folks in his jail usually just invites trouble to his town.  He finds it more expedient to exile such trouble magnets before anything happens.  As such, he says that he will escort the group to the edge of town, return the group's guns to them, and let them be.  When David Hood says that he was making train arrangements, the sheriff says he will arrange for the train to stop about fifteen miles outside of town the next morning.  Everyone reluctantly agrees to this, and he and his deputies begin escorting the group.

Along the way, Rufina sees them.  The group explains that she and another are with them, and they have two flying machines.  The sheriff wants them all out of town.  He sends a deputy to escort Rufina to the trainyard while the others go to the edge of town.

Once everyone is reunited, they decide to park the pterodactyl flying machines in a desolate spot and walk back to the rail line to make camp.

As they awaken in the morning, Father Seward notes that Ruby has black veins in her eyes — presumably the beginning of whatever infestation claimed Snead and the others.  Father Seward notifies her and the others of this fact, and he says he will perform an exorcism on the train.

The group gathers its supplies as the train approaches from Tucson.

Wednesday, June 12, 2013

Free RPG Day 2013

Just a quick reminder: this year's Free RPG Day is on Saturday, June 15.  So look forward to that.

Expect a post here much like last year's review post.

Tuesday, June 4, 2013

On Game of Thrones:

"I keep hearing all these barmy berks rattling their bone-boxes about Lannisters and Starks and Targaryens, but I can't bang my brain-box on it. Clueless and primes to the last man. The dark of it is that I've never seen those Westeros types banging around the Cage, that's for damn sure. Just a collection of outsiders, screeds, and sods. So what if they've got jink or galbas, or if a bunch of bodies are counting worms? They don't know the chant about the Blood War, and they aren't offering me a ride. Pike it, leatherhead." — Tratus Pastoj, planewalker

Deadlands, Part XXXVII

When last we left our heroes, they blew up a robot dinosaur and destroyed Sweet Water once and for all, but saved the United States (and the world) in the process.

Following the waterways through Arizona, the group successfully pilots their pterodactyl flying-machines to a plateau outside of Tucson.  Father Seward, Ollie, and Rex decide to remain and watch the flying-machines while David, Ruby, and Rufina go into town to gather supplies and determine their next move.

David, Ruby, and Rufina find a hotel, bathe, and shop for supplies.  Rufina is kind enough to purchase replacement garments for Father Seward.  While the others continue their affairs, Rufina decides to return to the plateau to get the others.

Meanwhile, Father Seward and Rex have been waiting while Ollie tinkers with the flying-machines to determine how they function.  When Rufina arrives, she gives Father Seward a suit of clothes, and then the group discusses their next move.  When the prospect of selling the flying-machines arises, Ollie gets very upset, wanting to keep one for himself despite the constant upkeep required.  While he thinks about things, Father Seward and Rex will travel to Tucson.  Rufina will remain with Ollie.

Once David and Ruby reunite with Rex and Seward, the group continues preparations.  Father Seward goes around town trying to find someone who might purchase their flying machines, while David decides to go visit the town doctor to see about his injuries.

David Hood meets the doctor — a fellow by the name of Montgomery Snead — and learns that Snead is something of an amateur adventurer.  He is fascinated by adventure stories, and has a scrapbook of newspaper clippings regarding various strange events.  He even determines that he has a story or two penned by David Hood.

David also manages to catch a glimpse of a story in his scrapbook containing the phrase "Garrison Wells" — he asks to see it, and learns that Garrison Wells is a place.  It has currently suffered from a failing crop and resultant sandstorm which likely swallowed and destroyed the town.

While operating on Hood, Snead and Hood have a long conversation about things, and it is relatively clear that Snead is a total tinhorn whose ignorance will likely get himself killed someday.  He even has a custom-made firearm that is more decorative than functional, although he seems unaware of this fact.

Hood does manage to learn that the blacksmith in the train yards may have an interest in super-science gadgetry from Sweet Water.

The only strange thing about him is that he extracts a vial of Hood's blood, although he explains that he wishes to craft a tonic from the blood of adventurers, as he feels there is something special about them.  Before he leaves, David Hood steals the vial back.  He then makes his way to the blacksmith, although he hears a gunshot emanate from the doctor's office — evidently a misfiring of that gaudy pistol.

Having heard the same thing, Father Seward incidentally meets David Hood at the train yards, and the two go to visit the blacksmith.  A busy man, he seems annoyed at the intrusion and suspects that Hood and Seward are wasting his time, but he says that he'll offer $500 if they actually present some sort of flying machine.

Meanwhile, Rex goes to the doctor's office.  Finding him amiable, they have a long discussion about adventuring.

When Hood and Seward return to the hotel, they describe their encounters in town to Ruby, who recognizes the name Snead as her brother-in-law's name (although his first name is Arthur rather than Montgomery, and he's not a doctor).  She decides to get ready and pay the doctor a visit.

Ruby arrives just as Rex is leaving.  As she enters, she finds the office to be empty.  However, the door closes behind her and she hears a voice say, "Hello, darlin'."  She turns around to see her brother-in-law standing in front of the doorway.  One of his arms is covered in strange sigils, and the whole limb appears to have mutated and merged with the gaudy-looking pistol in his hand.  He levels the pistol at her belly as he says, "Kill the bird in its cage."

Monday, May 20, 2013

Deadlands, Part XXXVI

When last we left our heroes, they ascended the tower, got into a gunfight, cut the Father in half, met Ollie, and encountered Cobb, learning that the device necessary to control the city is around The Doctor's neck.

And we left off with the heroes sighting down a bridge toward The Doctor riding atop an automaton dinosaur.


While Father Seward is grumbling and regenerating, the group notices two pterodactyl automata flying machines nearby.  Rufina quickly searches Father Seward and takes his revolver and one gatling pistol, leaving him with another gatling pistol (so that he can defend himself, but so that he is somewhat handicapped with an unfamiliar gun should Nathaniel be in charge).  The group decides to take the two flying machines over to The Doctor and his Tyrannosaurus rex vehicle.

Ollie, Rex, and David jump in one such vehicle.  Rufina leaves Father Seward behind, but takes Ruby with her.  Ollie and Rufina manage take-off without any issues.

As Rufina cautiously flies toward The Doctor, planning her move, Ollie zooms toward the creature with abandon.  At quite a distance, Rex pulls out his gatling pistols and leans over the side, firing round after round at the T. rex device.  The Doctor returns fire with mounted gatling guns, but mostly misses.

In seconds, several well-placed shots from Rex have pierced the T. rex's boiler, causing the whole thing to explode in a sickly green mushroom cloud.  The trio is fairly certain they see something fly out of the vessel — vaguely man-shaped, perhaps? — and land in some nearby debris.

Meanwhile, Father Seward awakens.  Noting none of his companions nearby and only one gatling pistol, he starts along the bridge toward the flame-spewing T. rex.  And then it explodes.

With no need to approach The Doctor's odd vehicle, Rufina and Ruby turn around to retrieve Father Seward and investigate the occurrences on the streets below.  After a brief exchange — Rufina is still wary of the reanimated priest, and Father Seward is still rather confused as the last thing he recalls is being penetrated by several rounds from an automaton's gatling gun — Father Seward climbs aboard the pterodactyl and Rufina returns his guns to him.

Rufina pilots the pterodactyl out over the city, as she and Ruby heard commotion below.  Once over the street, they see a gunfight among several persons.  It appears that several armed gunmen are covering the Duchess while she performs some mystical working.  Cobb is on the other side of the street, slinging spells.  Father Seward and Ruby both take shots at the Duchess and miss, allowing her to complete her rune carving.  Her entire group turns to sand and blows away.

Father Seward, seeing an opportunity, takes aim at Cobb, but an impulse from the thing inside him prevents him from pulling the trigger.

Meanwhile, Ollie lands the pterodactyl next to the debris where The Doctor's body fell.  The whole area is enveloped in a cloud of green gas.  David and Rex take deep breaths and charge in.  David unfortunately takes in a lungful or two of the foul air, but they manage to find the control rod around The Doctor's neck and return to the pterodactyl.

They also note enough of The Doctor's remains to see a clear, glass insert with synthetic pumps where his heart would be.

The two groups meet again on the bridge and take the elevator to the control room.  Apart from the corpses of constables and the charred remains of Mr. Thane, the only notable object is a central console.  A hole appears to be where The Doctor's key would fit.

After some discussion, Rufina decides to go investigate.  She places the device in the hole, and is immediately enveloped in a rotating, spherical cage of metal.  A second, smaller, solid sphere rises from the floor into the middle of the cage.  As Rufina seems to be suffering no discomfort, despite the strange devices arrayed around her, the group does not move to stop her.  Announcing her attentions to the group, she touches the sphere.  A strange electricity moves from the sphere to her hand.  The same occurs with her metal hand.

When she places both hands at once, however, she is suddenly in tune with the city.  She senses the city as an extension of herself, and can mold its substance at will.  She starts experimenting, getting used to the sensation before the group discusses how to make Morrow's "copper pot."

Which prompts David and Rex to descend to get Morrow.  Once they hit the ground floor, they see a large box covered in papers.  A body lies atop the box, while a second is slumped next to it.  Jeb's remains lie nearby.

The box is covered in shipping manifests and such that mark it as a shipment from Richmond, no doubt one of Brent Manning's shipments.  One of the papers is a map, showing a map of Sweet Water and the nearby landmark, with a red "X" drawn on a nearby hill.  The body atop the box is Manning's solicitor, dead, clutching a single rose to his breast.  The slumped body is Morrow's, evidently alive.  The box contains, among other things, the last few remaining firearm components the group was attempting to smuggle into the city.  David and Rex heft Morrow back onto the lift and return to the control room.

Once returned, the group describes what they saw, and awakens Doctor Morrow.  After some discussion of how to make their escape, Doctor Morrow explains that one person would have to remain behind to work the device.  Rufina and Father Seward both describe the possibility, but Doctor Morrow volunteers, explaining that they appear to be somehow important to the strange events transpiring.  He does, however, ask that they have pie on his birthday, in remembrance.

Rufina leaves the rotating cage and Doctor Morrow enters.  He then opens a slide beneath the group, depositing them in the room with the two pterodactyls.  The group mounts the flying machines and flies away from the city.

Flying away, they see the metallic membrane form over the city, entombing it forever.

The group heads for the marked hill, and sure enough, finds Cobb standing upon it, smoking a cigarette.

The pterodactyls land, and words are exchanged.  Ruby asks why Cobb killed the solicitor, and Cobb (in his typical, mildly sardonic and ironic fashion) indicates it was to save her marriage, particularly for the well-being of her unborn child.

He proceeds to explain what little he can about current circumstances, as he has wiped our memories for mutual safety (this is, as he says, the third time we've had this conversation).  Evidently, whatever foe against whom we have arranged ourselves — Cobb does not expressly say — did not know we were allied with Cobb up until now, and can read our thoughts as Cobb can.

Cobb explains that Hell thrives on fear, and if the engine under Sweet Water overheated, it would send a toxic cloud across the United States and the world, and the collective fear and despair would send the world tumbling into Hell.  Since fear is a such a powerful weapon, it is necessary to keep fear under control — David Hood, for example, has been keeping people at ease with his newspaper columns.

When asked, Cobb also indicates that the Mandragora's connection to other worlds allows her to thin the veil between Earth and Hell, allowing demons to appear in the form of dead loved ones.  The "ghosts" seen were actually demons, and given enough power, would start manipulating people to evil ends.

Regarding this whole mess, Cobb, for his part, does not want the world to fall into Hell, as his current mortal state would leave him quite unable to deal with whatever his former subjects have in store for him.

Cobb indicates that he has been trying to close the gate he opened, and to prevent any more demons from getting through.  He has subsequently learned that a blessed soul — someone with a direct channel to God, like Father Seward — is necessary to help close the rift.  (Incidentally, he notes that the Duchess has a direct channel to the Infernal, and is currently more in tune with the energies of Hell than Cobb himself.)  He indicates that the next stop on the group's list is likely Louisiana so that they can gather the necessary components to stop Goleb of the Unholy Sephiroth — evidently, many of the memories from the moon jar feature memories relating to the Unholy Sephiroth, and David Hood's absorbed memory features someone burying or exhuming a piece of Goleb on a Louisiana plantation.

When they inquire about what they were doing in Texas, he dissuades them from that avenue of inquiry, indicating that he dealt with the matter already with another group.

Father Seward also asks about his daughter, and Cobb indicates that she is dead (which theoretically contradicts what Silas said a few months back, although Seward isn't about to take the former Prince of Lies on his own word).  He further indicates that he wanted to take Father Seward at first, because he thought he needed the blood of a Seward — assuming the connection was somehow physical — rather than the living presence of Father Seward himself.  He has since learned, however, that Father Seward (or another blessed clergyman) must ultimately forgive Cobb so that he can close the rift.  He indicates that this is why Father Seward must keep himself intact.  He indicates that any further inquiries about why Seward's daughter was needed should be directed to the crows that follow him.  He also indicates that he keeps Seward's passenger, Nathaniel, on a short leash these days, as he tends to be somewhat violent when not kept on said leash.

With no further questions — at least none he will answer — Cobb takes his leave, allowing the others to return to civilization however they may, likely by pterodactyl.

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One final note: toward the end of the session, Ollie noted that he fell in with Bella and her associates because he was out of work.  He used to work on the railroad in Denver, but the company shut down and people started whispering evil things about them, so he couldn't find any work.  Cue awkward hemming and hawing, because we totally don't know anything about that.

Wednesday, May 15, 2013

The Maim Cabinet

For the curious, I'm still alive.  It's been a little while since I've posted anything that's not a Deadlands replay, so here's what you missed:

I've mentioned a Spelljammer game a couple of times, and it has already begun.  (Watch this space for updates if you're into that sort of thing.)  Anyway, since this is first-level characters in AD&D, I decided to make a hack to make combat slightly less deadly, but at great cost.

So You Should Probably Be Dead

As soon as a character hits 0 hit points, that character typically dies.  (A variant rule lets characters survive up to -10 hit points, with critically wounded characters worsening by one hit point per round until death.)  This rule exists somewhere between those two.

Under this rule, when a character hits 0 or fewer hit points, that character can still be revived as long as a would-be healer gets to the character within one round.  (Keep in mind that AD&D rounds are a minute long, so that should be plenty of time; the DM can modify this as necessary.)  As long as any healing brings the character above 1 hit point, the character is revived.

Of course, it's not that simple.  The character took a shock that most people would not survive, and in fact, that probably required magic to save you.  You should be dead.  As such, you probably took a serious, permanent, and crippling injury.

As such, any character so revived needs to roll his or her System Shock percentage (DMs who don't use System Shock may take a CON check or a saving throw vs. death or whatever appropriate check you can contemplate instead).  Success indicates that hit points are healed, the character is revived, and everything is okay.  Failure means that the character rolls 1d20 on the Injury Table, below.  Negative hit points are applied as modifiers to the roll below, so a character at 0 hit points takes no penalty, a character at -1 hit points takes a -1 penalty to the d20 roll, and so on.  Simple, right?

Injuries on the table below can be healed by way of a regenerate spell or local equivalent, when appropriate.  (These injuries probably also disappear on subsequent resurrections, as well.)  The DM is the ultimate arbiter for what is required to heal such an injury.  (Likewise, the DM can always a declare a character beyond saving through this method.  Death from poison, massive damage, decapitation, and suchlike are viable choices.  In such case, only raising the character from the dead will work.)

Roll 1d20:

20: Only a Flesh Wound: No further injuries beyond hit point loss.
19: Lingering Scars: No real mechanical injuries, but the character suffers from chronic pain.  She can probably predict when it's about to rain with reasonable accuracy.
18: Disfigured: Your scars are significant enough to influence people's opinion of you.  Take a -1 reaction adjustment penalty.
17: Broken Limb: Randomly determine a limb.  That limb is broken.  A broken arm prevents the user from using that arm for anything and temporarily removes 1d4 Strength from the victim.  A broken leg reduces the user's movement speed by half and temporarily removes 1d4 Dexterity from the victim.  Lost ability points return at a rate of 1 per week assuming the limb is completely immobilized.  Failure to properly rest the limb while it heals assesses a permanent -1 penalty to all actions with the limb (and improperly healing a leg means that the victim always treats her encumbrance score as one category worse than it actually is for the purposes of determining speed).  Assuming the limb heals properly, it is thereafter treated as a Lingering Scars result.
16: Gelded: The character's reproductive organs are damaged, and the character is now sterile.
15: Injured Larynx: The character's larynx was injured.  The character cannot talk above a whisper, and cannot shout.  There is a 10% chance that the larynx is injured beyond any use, meaning that the character cannot speak (only making quiet, rasping noises) and cannot cast spells requiring verbal components.
14: Aphasia: The character has difficulty communicating with others.  Lose 1d4 Charisma.
13: Delirium: The character suffers from chronic confusion.  Lose 1d4 Wisdom.
12: Brain Injury: The character suffers from intelligence loss.  Lose 1d4 Intelligence.
11: Injured Spine: The character suffers from balance issues and loss of coordination.  Lose 1d4 Dexterity.
10: Gut Wound: The character suffers from a devastating wound to the torso.  Lose 1d4 Constitution.
9: Bad Back: The character suffers from a muscular dysfunction.  Lose 1d4 Strength.
8: Missing Eye: The character suffers from a -1 penalty whenever depth perception is a useful element (such as melee combat), and a -2 penalty whenever depth perception is vital (such as ranged combat).
7: Ruptured Eardrums: The character is totally deaf.
6: Maimed Limb: As Broken Limb, but the condition is permanent.
5: Blindness: The character loses all eyesight, acting as if in total darkness.
4: Punctured Lung: The character loses 1d4 Constitution, and has difficulties with exertion.  Overland movement is half normal, and any period of strenuous physical activity (maybe a minute or so) requires a Constitution check or else the character loses a round catching her breath.
3: Damaged Heart: As Punctured Lung, except a failed Constitution check requires an immediate saving throw vs. death or else the character suffers an immediate and fatal heart attack.
2: Retrograde Amnesia: The character loses a level.  Experience points and hit points remain, but the character acts in all other respects as if she were one level lower than she actually is.
1: Coma: Your character revives, but falls unconscious immediately.  Assuming proper care and nourishment, the character can make a Constitution check every 1d8 weeks.  Failure indicates the coma persists, while success indicates the character awakens.  A character loses a number of ability score points equal to the number of weeks spent in the coma.  These points should be taken from random ability scores, as determined by the DM.
0 or below: Death: Your character is dead.  A generous DM might rule that, since you were revived and died again, you rouse enough in your final moments to give some final words to your would-be savior.  A grim confession?  An enigmatic statement?  A touching memory?  The choice is yours.

A Note for 4e Fans: Parties interested in grievous injuries for 4e should consult the Less Death, More Danger! article from Dungeon 204.

Second Note: One of the resources consulted for this post was this Giant in the Playground forum post for 3rd edition house rules regarding maiming.  It talks about wounded characters in general and has a much simpler injury table than is recorded above.

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